minamiku:

hey gurl ur the finest fish in this lagoon

the-hatred-machine:

blackhax:

Maybe I’ll do one for Diana too

In the name of the Sun, I will STUN you!

kittens have their first sips of water [x]

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jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

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truthandglory:

hope-and-anchor:

darlingkeepthatbreathlesscharm:

thenewclassick:

itslikethebestdreamtohave:

cloudofarrows:

twerknugget:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

audreyii-fic:

“fresh, warm cookies delivered until 3 AM”

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

WHY IS THIS ONLY AN AMERICAN THING OH MY GOD

one of my good friends goes to Rutgers University and he says this is the best thing ever in the whole wide world

they have these in boston they’re so great and the people who work there are so cool once they gave my store a box of free cookies because we told them one of their employees sucked then they fired her

Chicago needs to get one

chicago HAS one and it’s AMAZING

WHAT????

Seriously, the best cookies ever!

Canada plox

best shit evah yo, theres one like 2 blocks away from my house and all his cookies are handmade every day and the frozen custard store my sister works at buys his cookies to make ice cream sandwiches and they are the best shit ever (or maybe the other way around i dont know its just GOOD)

theres a boy at my school who looks like young elvis presley mixed with john travolta in grease except his hair is better and he has stunning blue eyes and hes tall and skinny and funny and a little bit naughty and i think i should go for this yeah?

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thought-balloon:

Angelic Pretty Classic Melody

marianastrenchie:

leviosa:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

OMG 

LOOK AT ALL THE BUTT WIGGLES

SO MANY BUTT WIGGLES

…

(Source: bluewinterose)

fuckyeahballpythons:

Ball Pythons from Brian Gundy, lots of Gold Blush Mojaves like you would expect. The Super was also a Paradox but I didn’t get a shot of the other side of here face but you can still see it here.  

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

shakethecobwebs:

strangeasanjles:

nuestrahermana:

strugglingtobeheard:

strangeasanjles:

cuntsandglitter:

whole dance gave me chills

If you don’t watch this right now, I hate you.

Brown people..  Dancing outside.  Mixing classic and modern dance styles.  Beautiful.

This was gorgeous, incredible and creative!!

Wooooooow! I am pretty sure I have seen the dancer on the right hand side (jeans, black vest, gauges) perform before. Stunning!

This is absolutely incredible.

Ouch, fucking ouch. You can’t just make faces like this Tom. It kills people.

(Source: colbytwentyone)